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curvynerdywordy:

I’ve been looking for that birthday cake but it seems to have disappeared into the fridge! Happy birthday fellow Seattlite- maybe we will be able to celebrate with some more of this glorious sun and nakedness.
amorti-piu
Oh my, Amorti-piu, you are gorgeous.  Thank you for the lovely birthday greeting.  It’s okay if you’re out of cake.  Even Eddie Izzard was ill-prepared for cake demands once. Regardless, I’ll take that view over baked goods any day!
Love,
CNW

curvynerdywordy:

I’ve been looking for that birthday cake but it seems to have disappeared into the fridge! Happy birthday fellow Seattlite- maybe we will be able to celebrate with some more of this glorious sun and nakedness.

amorti-piu

Oh my, Amorti-piu, you are gorgeous.  Thank you for the lovely birthday greeting.  It’s okay if you’re out of cake.  Even Eddie Izzard was ill-prepared for cake demands once. Regardless, I’ll take that view over baked goods any day!

Love,

CNW

doxiequeen1:

I don’t like short dresses. I can’t seem to control my expression and legs at the same time, the photos always turn out a mess :( 

Anyway! Flower dress and headpiece are all finished, step by step instructions for this dress can be found on my blog, and a video tutorial for the headpiece is here

The whole thing is sheer, but you can’t really tell because the petticoat is white and i’m very pale ;;

It was designed, drafted, made, and worn by me! Took 16-ish hours to make, spread over a seven day period. Has about sixty dollars worth of fake flowers in it and several yards of silk organza, poly chiffon, and tulle.

I was a fun and easy little project. I enjoyed it.

ahkep:

actionables:

the past is a strange place

cops on bikes used to transport criminals like this

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this guy worked as an alarm for waking people up

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one wheel motorcycle

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pin-boys who manually lined pins up

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baby cage for families who wanted their kids to get enough sunlight

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zoo-keeper showering a penguin

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But who woke up the guy that woke everyone else up

sorelatable:

What if Netflix doubled as a dating service like “here are 7 other singles that watched Orange Is The New Black for 8 hours straight in your area”

vestien:

I really need to use more traditional media cause its really quite calming  

:)

princessseppy:

lyttleski:

Mini tube my friend is making. This is for sale so hit me up if you’re interested!

paige-mackenzie
coralreefer420:

Stranger just offered me a pamphlet titled “the truth about drugs” and I wonder if it was the weed leggings that tipped her off.
I said “no, thank you” and she walked away.

coralreefer420:

Stranger just offered me a pamphlet titled “the truth about drugs” and I wonder if it was the weed leggings that tipped her off.
I said “no, thank you” and she walked away.

angryplum:

shsl-pornstar:

man i wish homophobic people were actually AFRAID of gay people like could you imagine having the power to strike fear in peoples hearts with your homo

"If I do not have one trazillion dollars on my doorstep by noon tomorrow, I swear I will KISS THIS WOMAN on the MOUTH in front of your children.”

everyworldneedslove:

I may always reblog every gifset/imageset I see of this scene, if only to point out (over and over and over again) that Black Widow’s “very specific skillset” is not, actually, ass-kicking (as amazing as she is at that), because all the Avengers can kick ass to a pretty high degree. The Black Widow’s superpower (as it were) is emotional manipulation.

She is not interrogating this man not while tied to a chair. She is tied to a chair because that is exactly where she wants to be, because apparent vulnerability on her part is part of her interrogation. She uses the exact same trick on Loki later, when she leads him into gloating over having successfully pushed her buttons (and I have a theory that he did actually push her buttons, that she was genuinely distressed by the things he said to her because Loki is old enough and smart enough to know when someone is lying to him) and turns his gloating around on him, uses it to dig into the cracks of him, because that is what she does, and she can do it even when her target is expecting it. (Really, Loki knows that’s why she’s there. He was expecting to be physically tortured first, and for her to come be sympathetic later, if you recall, but Loki and Widow both know that wouldn’t work.)

And this is why she’s so unsettled by the Hulk. The Black Widow relies on emotional manipulation — and the Hulk, to the best of her knowledge, only has varying shades of a single emotion: anger. She doesn’t know how to manipulate a creature if it doesn’t have all the hooks to emotions like pride and lust and guilt and greed that she’s used to using.

submissivefeminist:

cuddlemedaddy:

Reasons NOT to get a cat:

  • They never knock before entering.
  • They walk all over you.
  • They can glue themselves to your body.
  • They touch your boob and then leave.

I understand this COMPLETELY.

foxnewsofficial:

cumomelet:

a riddle:

a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” how is this possible?

omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that